Amateur Absurdity is a mini-documentary into the life of amateur comedian, Sean Mac, as he prepares for a stand-up gig. Just how life usually plays out, there are obstacles in Sean’s way leading up to showtime.
A Jordan DCS Joint
Part One
Part Two
Tags: comedy, documentary, mini doc, stand up, the drinking hat
By Sean Mac
Being out of work is just horrible. If someone has a kinky fetish and wants to feel completely worthless for months at a time then I suggest becoming jobless or a Maple Leaf goalie (zing!). There’s no income coming in, spending any money is scary, and any sense of pride in your life is gone when there’s no reason to get out of your track pants. I’ve personally been job hunting for about two months now and it’s becoming more realistic that I will become a drug dealing prostitute. People want one stop shopping and that’s what I will provide.
I'll be the Walmart of hookers
There are probably hundreds of reasons why having no job is brutal. Although I clearly have the time to write about them all I’m going to keep this list short. Here are 4 reason why I hate being jobless.
Your sooo jealous right now
When the average person comes home from a hard days work they ideally want to relax and do what ever they do to escape reality. But for me everything I did to escape reality is now my reality. I can wake up when ever I feel like. I can watch as many movies I want. I can drink as many beers as I can afford. AND no matter what time of day it is I can masturbate. Most people call this a weekend, I call this Monday. All these things that I can do were all worth while after busting my ass all day. Now they are just something to do. One needs to fill their day with bullshit in order for their hobbies to seem worth while. I have bullshit, but just not the right type. Continue reading
Tags: comedy, hate, hooker, interview, jobless, news, winner
By Jordan DCS
So, ever heard of Dereck Chisora? Me neither, well, not until this past weekend. I’ll give you some background on him: He’s a British heavyweight boxer who just challenged human destroyer, Vitali Klitschko, for the WBC heavyweight championship. Chisora kind of looks like he’d give a lot of people nightmares, especially white people.
Ah, ok, here's my wallet.
Chisora is a special kind of fighter. Is he special because he just fought for the WBC heavyweight title? Hardly. Chisora is special because he’s fuckin’ crazy. And this weekend his craziness finally boiled over in a discharge of glory. Well, glory if you’re finally letting the entire world in on your little secret.
It began as any normal weigh-in stare down would. The media was there, spotlight was on the two main-eventers, and Chisora thought to himself, “how can I make this moment better?” and by better he meant crazier. Aside from looking like he’s about to rob a train.
Chisora 1 Klitschko 0
Oh, and this was just the beginning. The bitch slap was just the beginning…
Tags: badr hari, brawl, crazy, david haye, dereck chisora, mike tyson, slap, spit, vitali klitschko, winner, wladimir klitschko
I had to layout a newspaper for a college project with banners, ads, and all that good stuff. But nobody said the ads had to be real, and it would be a real shame if only my prof saw these. So, by default, I bring to you my three ads I spent more time on than the actual project (which wasn’t very long!)
And here’s me handing this shit in tomorrow.
Tags: antoine dobson, canon theatre, rando, spam
By Sean Mac Being out of work is just horrible. If someone has a kinky fetish and wants to feel completely worthless for months at a time then I suggest becoming jobless or a Maple Leaf goalie (zing!). There’s no income coming in, spending any money is scary, and any sense of pride in your [...]
By Jordan DCS So, ever heard of Dereck Chisora? Me neither, well, not until this past weekend. I’ll give you some background on him: He’s a British heavyweight boxer who just challenged human destroyer, Vitali Klitschko, for the WBC heavyweight championship. Chisora kind of looks like he’d give a lot of people nightmares, especially white [...]
By Sean Mac Who were you when you first tried this illegal marijuana drug? Were you a young teen trying something out because you were told not too? Or were you an Adult making a decision that you thought adults should be able to make? And how disappointed were you when the world didn’t become [...]
As promised there’s a surprise. But we didn’t want to award one random person that just happened to fall ass backwards as our 1,000th follower. We wanted to award everyone! And that’s what we’re doing. The Prize Sean is starring in a short documentary I’m making about the real life status quo of what a [...]
By Jordan DCS There are tons of celebrities I don’t take seriously. Mostly for being famous for the wrong reasons, like having no known talent or lack of visionary qualities. Some celebrities end up falling apart over time and myself and the rest of the world laughs at the thud of them hitting rock bottom. [...]
Hey peeps. This is just a cool video I thought I should share with you guys. Might be your type of thing too. Sean Mac
When people say video games are for nerds I like to show them this. Yea I play this. What of it? Can you really say to me that this doesn’t look interesting? Sean Mac
By Matt L., Dave W. and Jordan DCS AKA a bunch of faggots.
I had to layout a newspaper for a college project with banners, ads, and all that good stuff. But nobody said the ads had to be real, and it would be a real shame if only my prof saw these. So, by default, I bring to you my three ads I spent more time on [...]
We had such a good time with the debut we decided to sell out and make a second podcast. Here is Episode Two of The Drinking Hat’s UBER Podcast. Topics on this show include Fake Boobs Strippers 90′s Cartoons Star Wars The Gay Couple Prank Religion
Here it is, bitches. The debut of The Drinking Hat’s UBER Podcast Topics on this show Kim Jong-Il’s Death Matt Stone and Trey Parker New Years Eve Mission Impossible 4 The Hobbit trailer Batman trailer UFO orbiting Mercury Octopuses
