A little about myself:
Sometimes I eat just potatoes for dinner. Try to guess my background. Whatever, it’s like a dollar for a sack of those things. I don’t live in poverty or in the ghetto, by any means – I’m just cheap, and broke. There’s an Asian food market near my house and they know how to wheel and deal there! Now, I wouldn’t buy or taste test any of the meat they sell but they have cheap produce. We go hand-in-hand.
Drinks of choice:

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Here are the links to Jordan DCS’ Drinking Hat articles and short stories.
Inspiring Words From Calin / Trollin’ POF 2 Mash Up
Google’s Hogwash of Social Media
6 Reasons Why Sports Reporting Kinda Sucks Ass
Trollin’ Plenty of Fish with Jordan DCS
Amateur Absurdity – Sean Mac’s Mini-Documentary
Upping The Crazy: A Dereck Chisora Weekend
5 Celebrities I’ll Never Take Seriously
6 Paths To Getting Your D Wet – An Elbow Nudge Column
6 Disturbing Octopus Facts and Their Eventual Global Conquest
Costumes That Suck You’ll See This Halloween
7 Signs Of The Facebook Apocalypse – Why It Will Never Die: A Drunken Column
8 Reasons Why Pokemon For Gameboy Wasn’t For Kids
6 Reasons Why Locke Street Festival Should Be Renamed Locke Shit Douche
Please peep my song! http://soundcloud.com/maiders/ungodly-feat-charlie-chaplin
Ah, just when I thought I’d heard too much serious stuff about the state of the world, and lo and behold, irreverence saves the day.
Carry on!
And thanks for liking my blog.