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Soooo..... no to pull out eh?

Porn is a horrible sexual outlet that demeans woman and is dangerously easy for children to access. Lol just joking, who  cares about those things? I mean I’ve been a fan of porn since I WAS a kid, watching The Jungle Snook and Bootie and the Beast (Dad should of brought his reading glass’s to the movie store….or did he?). But Porn in Los Angeles has been hit hard by a new law just recently passed. Porn stars are now forced to wear condoms during the film. Who the hell wants that?

A recent out break of HIV positive porn stars has led to the new mandate that anyone filming porn in Los Angeles will require their performers to wear condoms. When the idea was first brought to the Porn Industry’s attention they responded by saying that they will move all their productions somewhere else. The city of LA responded by saying “What eva bitch”.

Clearly the city wants to protect the porn industry from themselves but this is just not going to fly. Condoms in a porn movie just ruin the man fantasy that women love it when you don’t wear a condom. They hate the rubber and don’t give a shit about the pool being cleaned, they just want that D! Am I right or Am I right?

"Oh baby I'm so horney. You have a condom? No? Nevermind then"

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Where's the G-Spot?

On a semi related story scientists have now concluded that there is no such thing as a women’s G-Spot. That’s right guys! You’ll find a Leprechaun going through your trash before you find this mythical area on the vaginal wall.

According to The Huffington Post “Researchers have used surveys, imaging scans and biopsies of women”, and the story also mentions that this conclusion came from 60 years of sex research. I hope they used more than one woman.

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"My 9-11 movie will have more action"

Now on a totally unrelated topic I have seen the movie Contraband starring Mark Wahlberg. So here is a half ass review.

Meh….that’s what I felt when finished this movie. It wasn’t too clever; it wasn’t suspenseful or action pact, just meh. If you were expecting lots of action then just watch the awesome trailer twice in a row. You’ll see all the action scenes that were in the movie and it will last just as long. The story itself just didn’t have much too it. It has a very simple and straight forward plot with average characters but the acting was defiantly solid, no blame on their part. If I were you I would rent the movie or just wait till it comes on Netflix.

By SeanMacIntyre

19 thoughts on “Porn Protection, G-Spot Myth, and Contraban Review

  1. Hopefully there’s a boom in “just the tip?”-themed fetish movies after this.

    That, and a veritable explosion in dry-humping films climaxing in fully-clothed money shots.

  2. Yeah, who cares about the graphic representation of rape, as long as you’re not the one who’s getting raped?

    Isn’t it awesome being the dominant gender so you don’t have to care about this kind of stuff?

  3. As I understood it, the “g-spot” came from Freud’s writings about how “real women” only orgasm from interaction with penis (a clitoral orgasm is an inexperienced teenagers way of reaching climax) whereas medical studies say that the only true way for a woman to orgasm is by stimulating the nerves of or connected to the “c-spot”.

    Do girls get some serious nice feelings from vaginal interactions? I think so, as a whole, yes. Can you get off from that exclusively? I think we shall never know as the nerves connected to said c-spot often extend down around the vaginal opening. It’s hard to stimulate one without the other.

    Awesome post, but now this has sparked a whole realm of further research for me! I’m off to learn more!

  4. I loved the opening of your article, I literally laughed out loud. And your Contraband review was spot on, I completely forgot all about the movie once I left the theater. And I believe, the G-spot totally exists, Scientist just can’t find it because no woman gets turned on by a room full of weird nerds looking confused behind a glass window, and studying her private area like it’s the Da Vinci Code. Maybe they should find a more pleasing, romantic approach.

  5. Way to mix it up. You want men to read about Mark Wahlberg just put porn in front of it. Maybe i should use that tactic to get more people interested in how screwed we are. More of that interesting stuff on my website. Do not be afraid to unveil the conspiracy. Take off that blind fold. Revolution is around the corner.

    Freedom Writer
    No Bull Sh*t Here

  6. Back in the fifties, my brother and I found a discarded “Sir” Magazine. It had boobies! We loved it and e made a lotta cash from our friends at ten cents per view.

    You young uns dont know how luck y you are!

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