By Jordan DCS

The bedroom door is closed, sunlight is pushing through the only window hugging everything it touches, Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus posters are hung in pride on the used-to-be snowy white walls that have turned to a film of weeping yellow from years of cigarette smoke.

No one’s home and the web cam’s on “Record.”  The sunglasses are being worn indoors, proudly, only the way a rock star could pull off…our rock star…the rock star whom tells the world how it REALLY is, the what’s what, the rock star who doesn’t care if he rattles a few cages, ruffles a few feathers, rustles the entire thread’s jimmies… He is Maxx Calin. The Double X rock star.

Maxx has been an immaculate inspiration for The Drinking Hat.  A countless number of his mind opening and moving quotes have woken us up to the world we live in and have been the difference between sitting on the couch playing Mario Kart Wii, and going out and acting on the vision he speaks of to try an make a difference.

Well folks, I’m glad we’re finally able to enlighten everyone on what Maxx has been preaching for two years.  I, personally, hope you’ll become as motivated and inspired as the once young, naive lad I was after reading these.

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Now on to the main event, Trollin’ Plenty of Fish 2.  Although the feedback from the first one was positive, there will not be anymore POF trollin’ from The Drinking Hat…well, at least from me, anyway.

I’ve decided to use my evil prowess to fuck with the people whom really deserve it – the Internet scammers, other trolls, and general pieces of shit on the Internet.  POF is child’s play.  Fuckin’ with scumbags whom are out to get you and me is my ecstasy…my double-barrel orgasm.

For those who don’t know, Plenty of Fish is a free Internet dating website. A lot of hotties and even more notties frequent there.

So without further ado, the last trollin’ POF of The Drinking Hat.

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She actually has a kid.

6 thoughts on “Inspiring Words from Calin / Trollin’ POF 2 Mash Up

  1. Reblogged this on redboar71 and commented:
    PoF is for single moms, 90% or more are into hookups if you got $$$. Ask my Russian friend with no scruples, he’s banging a new woman in the Chicago area almost every weekend. My God, they are fugly too.

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